Wednesday, 10 November 2021

100 Questions Answered by my 15yo

 


What are the different cliques or social groups in your school and which one, if any, are you in?
There's none, everybody hang out with everbody accept for Noyah he has his little group.

Do you have a celebrity crush?
Nup

What is the coolest app that I don’t have on my phone?
Clash Royal

What is the most embarrassing thing that I do?
Feel up Jocks at the supermarket and picks the ones I might like.

Who do you eat lunch with at school?
No one, I don't eat lunch.

How would you describe my parenting style?
Shit.

What bands are you listening to these days?
None.

Can you play me one of their best songs?
No, because I don’t listen to bands.

Who would you say is your best friend right now?
Lincoln

Where would be an awesome place to go for a family vacation?
I dont have a place in mind. Oh, my house.

What do you think of President Trump?
Dumb-bo.

What do you think of my hair style?
Shit.

Did I ever tell you about how I met your (mother, father)?
Yep.. No.. No you didnt.

Who is your favourite and least favourite teacher this year?
Least favourite would be Ms Clancy and the best teacher would be Mr Zhong

Which shows are you watching right now? 
Um, Shows? Ugh.. none

Any of those shows you’d recommend for me?
No.

Do you think aliens exist?
Nup. Yes. No.. maybe.

How male or female do you feel inside as you get older?
Sarcams "I feel like this beautiful girl sometimes, it just bursts out.."

Is there anything you would like to learn how to do?
Nup.. Not that I can think of.. 

Have there been any books that you had to read this year that you really liked?
Nup, I dont read.

How would you describe your personality?
Different, unique.

How would you describe my personality (or the other parent)?
Gross and unique and different.

Is bullying a problem at your school?
Nope.

Is drug and alcohol use a big thing at your school?
No.

What is the one thing you don’t know about me that you want to know?
Nothing.

What are some of the first things that you remember?
When we were using the long boards for the first time.

Which holidays do you really like and why?
School Holidays because we get a bunch of days off.

Which holiday do you wish never existed?
Australia Day. Fuck Australia Day.

What look are your going for when you get dressed?
Um, me. 

How long do you want to live?
Oh. Um. Until I'm 18 and then I can be forever 18, immature and haunt Mum.

What would you say were the most important moments of your life so far?
When I was born.

What would you wish I might do differently as a parent?
Discipline Nevaeh Properly.

If you could someday drive any car or truck you want, what would it be?
Lamborghini or Ferrari

Do you believe in God?
I dont know.

What would you say are your all-time favorite movies so far?
Um, Scary Movie.

What do you wish you were more motivated to do?
Workout

When you get older, will you vote as a Labour or Liberal?
Whats that?

Are there any quotes from movies, songs, or books that you’ve heard and really like?
Nup, I dont give a shit about quotes.

Are there parts of your body that you really like or dislike?
I like my fat and long toes and my big massive hands. What I don't like is my beard, my moustach and my arm pits.

Do you think our family has enough money?
No

What were the most memorable family trips we’ve taken so far?
Uh, Luna Park and Cairns

Which specific memories stand out from them?
Luna park, the rides and Cairns, the bat shit.

What do you do and think when you see a homeless person?
I think, don't come towards me if I don't have any money, and if i do have some money I'd give him some cash. And do what Mum said, if he starts talking I'd say "okay, see ya mate!"

Do you know anyone who you would say has an ideal marriage or relationship?
Nope.

How do you think the world will eventually end?
Global Warming 

What was the funniest thing that happened today?
I said Hi to Lincoln's Mum and she said "Hi son" when she was dropping Maccas off for him. And then I waved "Bye Mum!"

What is the best and worst food that your school cafeteria serves?
I don't go there, I've never been there.

Do you ever feel jealous about the family of any of your friends?
No.

Which teacher at our school is the scariest?
None of them are scary.. 

Do you think we treat you and your siblings fairly?
Nup, I think we deserve pay-days for doing chores otherwise its just child abuse.

Can you teach me how to text faster?
Nup, I probably text slower than you do. People make fun of how slow I text.

Are there any celebrities that people say you look like?
Ronald McDonald and who's that lady with orange hair? Pauline Hanson.

Which songs have been stuck in your head?
"I'm Blue, dabadeedabadie.." and "The nutbush, oh, the nutbush" and "The highway from hell" and "West Virginia"

What bumper stickers have you seen that you really like?
I dont know, nothing really stands out.

Do you think millennials are really that different from other generations?
Yeah.

What are the best and worst things about having a smartphone?
Um, the best games, socialize and search anything up on google and the worst is I dont really have any bads..

What do you like to watch on YouTube?
Everything, whatevers in my recommended and CoryXKenshin

Do you like your voice?
Nope.

Do you think you want to get married one day?
Yep

How many kids, if any, do you think you might want some day?
Two 

What kind of a parent do you think you will be?
Lenient

If we could move to a different neighbourhood or part of town, would you want to go?
Depends on where it is.

How gross are your school bathrooms?
I dont go there, thats how gross!

What thing about our house/apartment irritates you the most?
Bugs.

Are you looking forward to being an adult?
No

If you were allowed to get a tattoo, what would you get?
A smile on my hand

Do you think adults praise kids too much or not enough?
Too much

Do all these school shootings in the news make you feel unsafe at school?
No

What’s the one thing adults don’t get about teenagers?
Probably nothing because you've been a teeanger too. Maybe social life is a bit different to yours.

What is your favourite snack food?
Cookies

What should be the name of your generation?
The Dumb Kids

What do you think is the best number of children to have?
2

If you wanted to have kids, what would you want to name them?
I don't know, I'd probably go with whatever their Mum wanted.

Are you more of a dog or cat person?
Cat

How’s your love life?
Stable

Do you have any enemies?
Nup

What would you do with a million (or billion) dollars?
Id have to think about it. 

Do you think teens have it easier or tougher compared to my generation?
Probably easier.

What was the best part of your day today?
Seeing Kira

What was the worst part of your day today?
Not talking to Kira

Where’s the first place you would want to go after getting your driver’s license?
McDonalds Drive Through

Do you agree with the current legal age for drinking, smoking, and voting?
Agh, sure. I dont really give a shit.

Did I ever tell you about my prom experiences?
No

Are you currently trying to lose or gain weight right now?
Gain

If two people like each other romantically, do you think someone still should ask before trying to kiss them?
Yep.

How tall would you like to be, if you could choose?
As tall as my wife.

Do kids your age still care about professional sports?
Yeah

What do you think has been the hardest thing you have ever done?
Ride a bike

What do you think the fourth dimension is?
ahh.. no idea.

What is the best (non-profanity) comeback to say to a bully?
Mate, get a life.

Is it more awkward to address adults as Mr./Ms. or to use their first names?
No I even call the office ladies Mrs.

If we had more money, how would you use it?
I'd save it

Do you wish we had pushed you harder or less hard to keep doing Scouts and Soccer?
No, I don't really care about them. They were just things I wanted to try out.

Are you satisfied with the number of friends that you have and quality of those friendships?
Sure, accept for Kira, I think we need more than a little friendship.

Do you think marijuana should be legal for people after a certain age?
I think they should have never made it.

If you had to be a mythical creature, what would you be?
A Dragon.

What could I do to help you feel more supported?
Um, nothing.

What are the big things being talked about at school?
Not really anything.

What were some of best holiday or birthday presents you ever received?
My PC setup

What’s a fun thing that we could do together?
Luna Park.

1 replied:

Shahana Shafiuddin said...

Very good conversation!

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